Quotes from the Movie Dumb and Dumberer

Harry, why are you covered in poo?

Lloyd Christmas

So, did you give him some yet? You know some!

Lloyd Christmas

Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend.

Lloyd Christmas

There's only one way to settle this...make out contest.

Lloyd Christmas

Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!

Lloyd Christmas

You're it!

Lloyd Christmas

You have beautiful eyes!

Lloyd

Hey, where'd you come from?

Lloyd

Would you like me to pat your head?

Lloyd

I bet you want your head scratched.

Lloyd

Don't you snap at me like that, your lucky I don't punch you right in the face.

Lloyd

Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.

Lloyd

I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.

Lloyd

Jessica, you give him some yet?

Lloyd

Uh, how about tonight at eight?

Lloyd